Bitch Slap (2009)

This movie is fantastic. I caught this movie with a bunch of other friends and have to say that getting Bitch-slapped has never been so much fun. We didn't really know what to expect when the movie started, and yes there was the concern about all the green screen that was being used. However the difference here is that all the special effects are used very tastefully. The 3 lead actresses did a wonderful job on this film and they are very very very very hot and do keep you waiting for the next scene, the next twist, or the next fight scene....very entertaining, specially the role of Camaro. Gotta love psycho bitches and America rocked it!

Have to also give great Koodos to the music in the film, I am actually looking forward for the soundtrack, it definitely complimented the ambiance and overall mood of the film.

Don't go in expecting a top notch tear jerker...if that's what you want, than obviously you need to do your research. If you are looking for a good time with three beautiful girls, get Bitch-slapped. Great movie to watch when every other movie released is some doom's day, man eating supernatural movie.

Now, go on , make a sequel and tell me when I can buy my ticket.

:-)

Fmovies: Bitchslap is a young unpretentious movie, no big names, no big budget. It has a story to tell, which involves six lovely breasts, and it tells its story with tightly focused exuberance, excitement, and a certain sense of wonder. There's none of that old Hollywood cynicism, no gratuitous manipulation of the viewer, no wandering, no missteps.

We're promised three lovely ladies who alternately fondle or beat the daylight out of each other and every passing male, and we get that. In loving slow motion, with dramatic explosions, bullets, and music, gallons of water, blood, and gasoline, and dialog that takes cinematic intellectualism out into the back yard and beats it to a pulp with a heavy shovel.

You can watch any movie on many levels. Don't go into this one expecting a complex plot, deep characterization, or philosophical questions. It's a cartoon based around breasts that does not demean women. This by itself should satisfy many of us. However, it is an intellectual movie in some ways, especially in its treatment of gender.

The tight focus and almost perfect presentation makes me think the team behind this really enjoyed making the movie and will give us more of the same, probably more sophisticated and ambitious, in the future.

Bitchslap is a preposterously over-the-top homage to decades old B-movie exploitation, a man's dream-world chock full of slender, tanned women with double-D's. Naturally, when a group of these voluptuous women get together their actions eventually fall back into lesbian sex scenes, homoerotic groping, playful wrestling, and nonstop pillow fights. Or, in this case, a desert scene in which three hot, sweaty women douse each other with buckets of cold water. Extra cold water.

Somewhere in there is a plot involving millions in diamonds hidden like pirate booty, a shady gangster in a banana-hammock, a sexy female spy from the James Bond mold, and...it doesn't really matter does it? This movie doesn't take itself too seriously or deviate from what it actually is. When each woman initially appears on film, it's all long legs, flowing wind-blown hair, and slow-mo cleavage shots. There were times when the ratio of jiggling flesh to shredded fabric was mind-boggling. In addition, the amount of foul language, guns, explosions, and fighting is nearly a parody of a male fantasy. Nearly. The pinnacle is perhaps the most epic of all cat-fights, a seemingly endless battle to the death between two supermodels in skimpy clothing, a war that makes the classic backstreet brawl in They Live look like patty-cakes.

Bitch Slap fmovies. Starts off like a cheap porn movie, but turns out as quite a good action movie, Tarantino style. Lots of blood and violence. A lot of nice (mean but also in a good way) and nude girls. A story that rather falls in the background by what you get to see. Funny special effects that are not all that bad and fit the movie quite well. Lots of nice girls. Cat fights among hot girls. More girls, and yeah well, naked girls. This movie lives up to its title "bitch slap" rules this movie. And it has got Hercules, Kevin Sorbo in it. All in all if you are bored and got 1 1/2 hours to kill, give this movie a go but don't expect an A movie, more of a good B movie.

An entertaining film. I about gave up on it a time or two, but I hung in there and it redeemed itself. Better than any Russ Meyer film I have seen, and maybe even a notch above Tarantino. Much effort went into this film especially by the three female leads, well chosen for their role. There were the boobs and blood and all-out raucous catfights. If Tarantino style turns you off, you may not like it, but if not I suggest you watch this one and watch it to the end. The plot twists and ending are worth it. And a worthwhile and revealing view of women which one of the female trio expressed as "We are all just bitches in the end". I like that and late in the film a quote from a several hundred B.C. Chinese text which begins "All warfare is based on deception . . .", a thoughtful commentary giving a certain meaning to the film and raising it above the usual grindhouse fare for those paying attention to more than just the action.

Bitch Slap sees a gang of scantily clad ladies journey into the desert in an attempt to steal 200 million dollars worth of diamonds. If you're a fan of trashy exploitation flicks and love guns, cleavage, and women getting out of cars in slow-motion, then Bitch Slap was made with you in mind. It's fun, it's hyperactive, and it's a film that does not disappoint. Never promising to be more than it is, it succeeds in being more fun and funnier than one would expect. It's the kind of film where they take a break from the plot in order for the women to just pour water over each other. Many memorable scenes take place as a ridiculous but engaging plot unravels. I hope we can see more films like Bitch Slap over the next decade.