Ready (2011)

It would seem that Indian cinema is in a downward spiral led by the desire of Akshay Kumar and Salman Khan to prove who is actually the worst actor in India and the most incapable of performing in comedy roles. If this effort is any indication to go by, Indian cinema is in a very, very, very bad state.

Good points? Well, Asin as ever looks absolutely gorgeous and illuminates the screen every second she is on. Paresh Rawal is also as ever excellent. Some of the cameos are good. Err, a couple of the songs are excellent. That's about it I am afraid.

Bad points? Way to many to list unfortunately. I am guessing this was an attempt at some slapstick humor Bollywood style but it missed the mark by such a long distance it is not funny (no really, it is not funny). Its a turgid 3 hours indeed when you don't even get anything remotely resembling a good laugh out of a comedy.

Okay, we all know that Salman Khan cannot act to save his life but please, can we at least get one film without him removing his shirt to show off his physique? Its getting boring... and honestly it isn't that great. Some of the action sequences are laughably bad (sorry, there was a laugh in the film!), characters are clichéd beyond the ridiculous, the plot is non-existent (more like a collection of short films that may or may not be edited together in a coherent way), nothing in the way of originality to be found and they really didn't even take the opportunity to properly use some of the great locations Thailand would have given them.

Basically a formulaic film to showcase the dubious talents of Salman Khan. The only reason it gets 4/10 is because of Asin - otherwise it would barely get 2/10. If you are looking for some mindless entertainment (or are obsessed with Salman Khan) then this might just about suit but there are definitely plenty better out there, even from Salman.

Fmovies: I gave this movie a 10 out of 10 because this is the only movie that made me cry because of excessive laughter at several scenes. * and that doesn't happen a lot* Yea, it's not on-going in the whole movie but you can't expect a movie to be filled with crazy laughter like that. Salman Khan of course does it again. His style and his dancing and his dialogue delivery makes this movie! I am going to watch this movie one more time in the theaters for sure and you can sign me up in buying myself a DVD or a Bluray for this movie. I highly suggest you take the whole family to watch this comic adventure. You're going to laugh with the crowd sitting next to you the whole time.

So are you ready for the first biggie of the season? Who isn't, actually? Love him, loathe him, but you can't overlook him. Salman Khan is, without doubt, the sweetheart of the masses. No two opinions on that!

But here's a word of caution. READY is NOT for the rigid detractors or counterfeit scholars of Hindi cinema who masquerade as messiah of meaningful cinema. They rebuke ms-ala films, ridicule big stars, detest anything and everything associated with 'commercial cinema' -- a genre cherished by a wide majority of audiences. They wrote off DABANGG which recently won the coveted National Award], pulled down the super entertainer GOLMAAL 3, scoffed at YAMLA PAGLA DEEWANA the biggest hit of 2011 so far], even panned the iconic 3 IDIOTS which ranks as the biggest grosser of Hindi cinema], but these films had the mandate of the junta and that's what matters eventually. Isn't it?

In fact, READY re-invents the much revered formula in contemporary idiom. Plot-wise, there's not much to talk about, you may call it behind the times, but it's a vehicle that showcases the star charisma and magnetism of Salman and the actor hits the bull's eye yet again. He has a ball on screen and makes sure the viewer joins the festivity as well.

READY is a full-on entertainer, a Pisa visual film that has just one motive -- entertainment -- and it succeeds in its endeavor absolutely. This is a Salman show all the way and even those who don't hero-worship him will be forced to admit that like WANTED and DABANGG, Salman's dynamic presence and powerhouse performance translates into great entertainment. He's comical, wicked, aggressive, besides larger than life and yet warm and real.

READY has the sort of music one would expect from an entertainer. Tracks have a larger-than-life feel and gel well with the content. The action sequences, not many though, are done in an enticing mix of mast and mayhem. Especially the chase in the end and the sequence when Salman shows off his exceptional physique - the viewers are sure to go into frenzy.

Salman Khan continues his super act with gusto. He's the soul of the film and the reason why READY works. Asin convinces in parts. At times you feel that she's got it right, but there are sequences where she looks ill at ease. Paresh Rawal is excellent and compliments Salman beautifully. I'd like to single out one more actor - punster Sudesh Lehri - who makes a solid impact. He's exceptional and brings the house down with his style of comedy.

On the whole, READY is strictly for the masses and for those who relish typically formulaic ms-ala entertainers. The film prides itself with super music 'Character Dheela' and 'Dhinka Chika', gags and gimmicks aplenty and of course, Salman Khan, the beloved of the masses and the mainstay of this film. If you hero-worship Salman, you cannot afford to miss this one. Even if you don't hero-worship him, watch READY as a stress-busting therapy that makes you smile, laugh and break into guffaws in those two hours.

Ready fmovies. I'll keep this very simple. If you are looking for intelligent, social-issues based, self-interrogative, catharsis or exploratory cinema, then stay the hell away from this movie. It is not made for elite people like you, who watch every movie as if they have to give a certification based on that movie or they have to answer the press-conference questions on that movie.

If you are looking a movie that can take you into the world of its own, having a simple story, lots of laughter, and with a happy ending, then this is a movie for you. Don't miss it. Its the stress-buster you need.

Asin looks gud and her performance is top-notch, at least better than what she did in Gajini. Paresh rawal is ever dependable. Sudesh lehri has almost stolen the scenes in which he is present, even if that scene has Salman and Asin in them. Mahesh manjrekar and his two brothers (in the movie), have given good cameos. Above all, its Salman who anchors the movie with his ever so stunning screen presence and his ability to hold your attention.

Humour in the movie is sweet and family-friendly and not raunchy. Its my kind of movie and I enjoyed it.

Salman Khan continues his super act with gusto. Salman and Asin are the soul of the film and they are the reason why READY works. Asin convinces with her performance and portrayal of the character Sanjana. She was just gorgeous and was complementing Salman the super star of the movie. The chemistry between super star Salman and lady gorgeous Asin works big time. Paresh Rawal is excellent and their comedy tracks fun filled. Sudesh Lehri too made a solid impact. He was exceptional and brought the house down with his style of comedy.

The songs Dhinka Chika and Character Dheela was extraordinary and Hum ko pyar hua and Meri Ada Bhi too was nice. Over all Ready is a blockbuster written all over it. One could feel Salman can never get it wrong these days. Its a big dhamaka for all Salman fans. Don't miss the fun. . Ready is a must watch. .

Stress Buster! Fultoo Entertainer! Enriched with Comedy that will make you forget everything! This film will pull you into its world and you will realize, as it progresses, the movie is a Paisa Vasool.

The Song Character Dheela gets the film starting and it rocked the entire theater. Whistles n Dances among the viewers; even I couldn't resist!

Ultimate comedy in the second half, you might get choked if you are having snacks/drinks!

Warning! Don't take your brains to the theater. Let it rest @ Home!

Believe me a must watch for every family! Enjoy!