Grand Masti (2013)

The greatest adult comedy movie ever.All the three heroes(Aftab,Ritesh and Vivek)are outstanding in comedy.Pradeep rawat and Suresh menon are too funny.Even some animals like a cat and a crow add to the laugh riot.This film makes you laugh out loud from start till end.All the scenes and jokes are simply hilarious.Even the songs are good and are energetic!Cinematography is nice.Director Indra Kumar has distinguished himself by making Grand Masti.It is guaranteed that your stomach will pain due to excessive laughing.But it is not a family movie so watch it only if you love rib-tickling comedies with limit-crossing jokes.HAVE MASTI IN A GRAND WAY!

Fmovies: First of all, I should thank with a disclaimer that I am not sure whether i am qualified enough to write about this load of tosh as i walked out of the theater after 30 minutes of sustained torture. My review is based on those 30 minutes. If somebody would make a disconnected movie out of all the adult rated jokes that you might have ever read, that somebody might end up making 'Grand Masti'. I thought i was going in for an Indianized version of the movies like 'American Pie', 'Eurotrip' et all, as i had thoroughly enjoyed them all. Believe me, its nothing like them!! The three heroes Rithesh, Vivek and Aftab run around cracking double meaning 'jokes' and scantly clad 'heroines'. The only aim is the obvious one and the movie is basically an attempt in finding whether they are successful or not. The clichéd-troubled Indian husbands - all action deprived for one stupid reason or the other, forms the basis of the movie. Indra Kumar sticks on to the formula of suspecting husband + husband of a traditional kharelu homemaker Indian wife for a deprived husband. Performance wise, I didn't watch enough to judge how the actors did but from what I saw Aftab desperately wanted to get back on to movies. Walk in: -If you can watch already read jokes on screen. -Vulgarity is your cup of tea. -Those which makes a common man cringe are 'jokes' for you. -If you want to torture a friend so bad that you do not mind going through the same ordeal yourself. -If you are looking at painful alternatives for suicide :)

A sequel to the 2004 hit Masti, 'Grand Masti' is truly a funny continuation of its memorable prequel. Its Grand Laughter Entertainment!

'Grand Masti' Synopsis: Meet, Prem, and Amar look to have a blast at their college reunion, though they soon find themselves in another predicament.

'Grand Masti' is vulgar, crass & crude from start to end. The humor laced in the narrative in all of those 130-minutes of running-time will Strictly Appeal to the Youth & Men. Women are sure to be offended, as most of the jokes & even the dialogue, are derogatory & sex-related.

Being an adult-comedy, 'Grand Masti' triumphs over a laugh-out-loud first-hour & the series of events the 3 male protagonists encounter, are over-the-top, but absolutely hilarious. The second-hour dips and the jokes aren't funny enough, but the climax rides up the pace. Milap Zaveri & Tushar Hiranandani's Screenplay is no-holds-barred & offers vulgarity in abundance. A Special Mention for the crass but crackling one-liners! Indra Kumar, A Veteran in Comedies now, gets his job right. Cinematography is ordinary. Editing is fair. Music by Anand Raj Anand & Sanjeev Darshan is decent.

Performance-Wise: Vivek Oberoi, Aftab Shivdasani & Riteish Deshmukh reprise their roles & they are in top form. Vivek proves his versatility once again by portraying an out-and-out comic role, while Aftab & Riteish are already known for their exceptional comic-timing. Also, The Trio share a superb on-screen chemistry throughout. Sonali Kulkarni, Manjari Fadnis & Karishma Tanna are strictly okay. Maryam Zakaria, Kainaat Arora & Bruna Abdullah add a lot of glamour in the goings-on. Pradeep Rawat is excellent. Suresh Menon is funny.

On the whole, 'Grand Masti' is a fun-ride that will be enjoyed by the Youth & Men.

Grand Masti fmovies. The word CONTEXT comes to mind after watching this video( doesn't deserve the title movie), cause there was NONE.

After watching this disaster, I can certainly say that graceful original comedy is extinct and it has been replaced by unpolished humorless plagiarized adult comedy. The sad part is that I could make out scenes similar to Van Wilder 3 and other foreign movies. Ritesh Deshmukh was disappointing since he is the only patron of good comedy in Indian cinema/iifa awards. It seems that he's trying to stretch out a good character he played log ago, thereby degrading it. Its demeaning and sad. As a secular atheist, I conclude that this movie doesn't appreciate women and is hell bent on objectifying and stereotyping them as bimbos.

I'd reluctantly give the whole cast and crew 1 star for making the effort to make a movie and release it.

This Friday I got the chance to watch the first show of GRAND MASTI in a small city's multiplex out of Delhi and the venue was flooded by mainly boys from colleges and local surroundings. The house was full in just a few minutes and there were some couples and a girls group too opting for the film instead of any other released on the same day. Now the moment the film started with its very first scene explaining the new meanings of alphabets ABC, there was a deafening noise of shouts, hoots, whistles and energetic cheers in the whole theater all of a sudden. The screen was showing some cheap shots of a woman's body taken from different angles and the crowd was cheering its each new angle and dialogues just instantly.

At first I thought that since its only the beginning, so may be the film is making a ground for a bold sex comedy in the next reels. But as the film progressed from its one dirty sequence to the other, I started feeling the discomfort as felt by the few couples and a girls group sitting in the row next to me. Within the next half an hour, the whole 'Grand Masti' simply turned into a 'Desperately Sasti' B-grade kind of film featuring some known names of the industry, very surprisingly. The fun got converted into vulgarity and all its so called comedy simply entered the 'over the limit' zone crossing all the possible boundaries, not yet broken in our Indian Cinema till date. So to say the least, GRAND MASTI gives you something which was never tried before in a Hindi mainstream Sex Comedy film ever and it goes way beyond your wildest cinematic imaginations to be precise.

Admittedly, the experience of GM's first show, made me recall the good old decade of 80s because even after 40 minutes of the film, all those shouts, hoots and whistles were still coming constantly and the 'young boys crowd' was simply going mad, like anything. Looking at this changing state of the audience (fast turning into a scary mode), firstly the few couples sitting in the theater left the hall silently and then the only girls groups sitting beside me stood up to leave the film for the obvious reasons. Now the moment they started marching towards the exit gate, the noise of those shameless cheers even got louder and few also stood up to blow their whistles with the full force. Sitting in this strange, weird and unexplainable kind of ambiance, surpassing all my set expectationsÂ…Â…., I was frankly feeling ashamed and truly confused about the film's questionable content and its visible impact on the audience right away.

For a few minutes, I had my attention completely lost and just when I again got back into the film, there came intermission written on the screen and the lights were all on. But within those bright lights, as all the laughing faces became visible and their mutual conversations started coming into my ears full of lusty comments & jokes, I really felt as if I am sitting in a 'Gents Toilet' instead of a movie theater, witnessing the 'Sick Catharsis of Men' being practiced by every single person around, quite carelessly.

However the fact which amazed me a lot more was that as the film was moving from its one level of craziness on to the other, the whole crowd was equally getting mad and even noisier than before, without losing any kind of energy quite astonishingly. In fact listening to the similar cheers and shouts in the last sequence of the film too (after 2 hours), I was forced to accept that I had not seen such kind of weird yet energet

I would have given -10 out of 10, but unfortunately IMDb doesn't allow that. I had the expectations of it being a hugely awesome party themed funny movie, like most Hollywood movies of that genre are, seeing as the cast was strong - all the original dudes from Masti the original movie. But no, it terribly failed my expectations.

Here's the thing, the movie is a collection of vulgar double meaning jokes with sexual innuendos in very,very bad taste. You know it - all those messages that you probably might have gotten from your friend on WhatsApp, those cheap sexual jokes that keep getting forwarded around. Not that most of those messages aren't funny, but the way they're portrayed into scenes here - seems like as if a bunch of perverted noobs shot them.

Sex appeal - the makers of this film probably made this movie keeping in mind the wallets of the crowd which consists of men who drop money at the name of sex. So they made a film like this, and I'm going to say it - this movie, tried to be a porn movie with only the foreplay, but no porn. The jokes sucked, the acting sucked, the script (if it in fact existed) sucked.

Actually, what I feel about the script is, that some half-retarded sex depraved man wrote it. Absolutely no sensible intelligent plot, totally bad script and super clichéd dialogues, nothing original at all. Masti? NO masti at all. Masti the original movie was way way hilarious and actually had a good plot. Laughs? You'll be crying by the end as to why you even took the risk of seeing something like this. Hell, the only ONE thing that made me laugh was the fountain part in the starting. Except that, the whole movie is absolute rubbish.

Now, the reason this movie is bad is because this movie was supposed to be a money maker, not a crowd puller, one which appeals to people's senses, like Bhag Milkha Bhag or Barfi. Oh my my.. This crap movie is parsecs away from them in terms of enjoyment,satisfaction, and get-your-money's- worth value.

In conclusion, if you're an avid movie watcher, love movies, and love intelligent movies, or love movies with party and sex themes, you'll find this movie HUGELY disappointing. Just, please don't watch it. You'll waste 2 hours of life, and it was total torture to sit throughout the 2 hours. The only reason I sat the whole 2 hours were because my friends somehow liked this cheap lazy senseless boring outright dimwitted movie.

So, my advice - forget that this movie was ever made. Just don't waste your time on it, if you're thinking of renting it on DVD or catch it on cable when it comes out in the next few months. Just, DON'T.