Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

If you liked the first Gigolo movie because it was fun and sweet, don't waste your time or money on this one. It is neither of those things. I was somewhat embarrassed to be seen leaving it because of the oh-so-un-funny crass jokes (bad ideas taken too far to be funny) and foul language. I had walked in looking forward to the same fun and entertainment that I had experienced with Deuce Bigalow in the first one, and I think many of you movie- goers are in for the same huge let-down from this flop. If you are really into the "college boy - crass, un-funny sexual jokes and bad language" type of movie, then you'll love it.

Fmovies: Every scene of this film was the near equivalent of a rusted staple being shoved underneath of my fingernails.

Is this what Sandler is reduced to producing? Is this what Schneider is reduced to performing? Watching him unleash his patented bug eyes in yet another dim-witted, poorly scripted piece of toilet-fodder was not unlike watching a hamster running on a wheel for a treat or attention. This is Rob Schneider saying "Look at me! Pat me on the head, everyone! I can do a trick! Can I have my treat now?"

So wretched...I am actually in the process of developing a memory-erasing technology to forget I was ever exposed to this toxic filth. Of course, if I do that, I may inadvertently go and see this rubbish again, and while my mind may not remember the pain, my soul will surely die an agonizing death.

Just writing about it, giving it this much of my time and attention after all it has already taken from me, makes me feel unclean.

I need a shower.

I will not even bother to tell this movie's story because it really doesn't matter. What does matter though is that this movie can be so damn funny if you're in the right mood, after 4-5 beer or so that is. It's shameful to admit but this movie is actually funnier than the first one because it's so over-the-top. And this dutch babe is hot too. One of the funniest moments have Schneider make a speech in front of all the man heeers just to be thrown out of the window promptly. Another funny sequence is when Schneider and his buddy attend a Coffee shop.

With lines like "Kaizer, get back to your work" or "why is it called Space cake?" this movie is totally hilarious in all its stupidity.

One of the worst movies of all time but also one of the funniest!

See it and laugh your balls off! :D

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo fmovies. This movie was very funny. Despite the fact that the story is a little simple, generic, and weak, the movie contains non-stop jokes that will make you laugh, whether you want to or not. The movie does contain some immature humor, like the occasional fart joke, however, they are still funny. The movie also has quite a bit of creative humor. Eddie Griffin is a very funny part of the movie in a hilarious performance. This is a simple movie meant for no other purpose than to make you laugh, a purpose which it does a very good job of fulfilling. Do not treat it like a drama. It is a comedy and therefore it does not have to make perfect sense as long as it is funny. This is definitely worth seeing if you want to laugh and enjoy crude and simple humor, such as in a good Adam Sandler movie(an old one, the new ones suck) or a good Farrely brothers movie.

DEUCE BIGALOW (or "Deuce Not So Big Below" as he was called in this film! Lol!) is back, this time to be a "man-whore" in Europe! This sequel of DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO is pretty funny too, but even so, I think the first one was a bit more hilarious. But this one is very comical either.

I especially appreciated the part when they explain how to do a "Portuguese breakfast"!... I'm Portuguese and I've never heard of that (because it's just a joke, of course!). Maybe I should try it someday! Lol!

It was also nice the portrait of Amsterdam done in this movie, because it's too exaggerated, but it really must be what Americans think of Amsterdam I suppose! The scene where the cop is lightning TJ's joint, at the coffee-shop, or the scene where this guy says that the truck full of Marijuana that he's driving is to his daughter's birthday party, which is going to make 13, are hilarious and are hyperboles that clearly prove that exaggeration I mentioned.

Once again Rob Schneider does a great job in this funny and entertaining movie.

After an accident with dolphins and elders on a beach, the clumsy fish tank cleaner and former gigolo Deuce Bigalow (RobSchneider) is invited by his pimp friend T.J. Hicks (Edie Griffin) to travel to Amsterdam where he is presently living. Once there, T.J. Hicks is wrongly taken as a whore-men serial killer. Bigalow joins the gigolo's association trying to find the true identity of the murderer and clean TJ Hicks. Meanwhile, he meets the gorgeous Eva (Hanna Verboom), and while dating her, he suspects that she may be the wanted killer.

"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" is politically incorrect, rude, gross but also hilarious and extremely funny. There are many jokes with the stereotype and clichés of the behavior of Americans, Dutchmen and Europeans in general. The wonderful Amsterdam is mostly shown in the prostitution area of the Red Light Zone District and some bars where the consumption of drugs are free. There are many jokes also with the behavior of tourists. This movie would be never nominated to an Oscar, but deserved the "Man-Whore Award". This movie is a great entertainment for non-conceited people that accept jokes with stereotypes and like this type of humor. Otherwise, do not spend your time. My vote is seven.

Title (Brazil): "Um Gigolô Europeu Por Acidente" ("An European Gigolo by Accident")