Breaking Barbi (2019)

Granted, the movie's cover/poster actually made this 2019 movie look like something that could actually be a fun movie to sit down and watch. Except it didn't!

This movie was the epitome of stupidity and horrible movie-making. I mean, the storyline was so stupid that it wasn't even funny. I think I laughed maybe once throughout the entire course of the movie. And yeah, I managed to stick with the movie to the very end, hoping that it would eventually turn around and become a movie that was worth watching. That just never happened.

The acting in the movie wasn't really particularly outstanding, truth be told. Was it memorable acting performances? Hardly so. Entertaining? Nope, not really.

The script and storyline was a scrambled heap of a mess. And in all honesty, then it didn't really appeal to me. Sure, there were elements that had potential, but it just never came to fruition and ended up being a mere shrug of the shoulders.

And as for the CGI in the movie? Well, let's not venture there. Yeah, it was that atrocious. You just have to witness that for yourself. Amazing that in 2019 they still come up with CGI that looks like something from an early 1990s PC game.

And you just got to love the toy guns that were supposed to pass for being alien technology weaponry. Yeah, even a blind man wouldn't buy that.

No, just no. Don't bother with this movie, unless you are perhaps a fan of Vera VanGuard. I have never heard of her before watching this movie, so I have no idea who she is. But I am sure that there are people out there that are familiar with her.

My rating of "Breaking Barbi" is a mere three out of ten stars.

Fmovies: Comon who rated it ,,the movie team self? If my GF talk like that barbie one i would trow her directly outside the house ,complain complain complain ... something i not wanne see ad least in a movie for the 15 min i watched seen nothing els. if could rate it -100 i would have done it ,even the new stargate is bether acting then this one and to tell you for sure the new stargate series have also a zero for me.

After 15 min i got frustrated and shut down the movie ,thought would get bether but a no ,ye the should break her lol ,ad least the title is good ,i would put her in a pit to get right of her

I have to admit I watched this 90 minutes movie in about 5. I am very thankful for the existence of the fast forward function. This movie is so bad that it is not even a movie. It doesn't belong here. It belongs to isdb com where the S stands for Something else (funny enough, I just checked while writing this and that site really exists and it redirects to what probably is the true home of this... whatever this is). The rates that are currently making this piece of crap to have a score of 7.3 (it was more than 8 last week), are obviously fake.

Breaking Barbi fmovies. A total waste of time . They didn't even put any effort into it they made a movie just for the sake of making movie. They don't have a story to tell . It's not even funny like the low budget parody movies like Meet the Spartans or scary movie franchise. It's just plain terrible.

That's all I can say about this film!really needs to have ratings lower than 1.

Stay away from this movie. It would appear that whoever worked on it also flooded with fake ratings. This steaming pile of crap is barely a "movie" at all, and is insultingly stupid. Literally. If you are over the age of nine, and/or have a functioning IQ, you WILL be offended by the amount of your life lost paying attention to it.

I went into this thinking that it would be full of ironic humor, maybe some light camp, or other self-aware treats we all enjoy from "bad" movies. I was absolutely wrong.

This could have been written and directed by a group of sixth graders. The acting isn't even community theater grade, it's just flat and cliché.