The Green Knight (2021)

If you're the kind of person who goes to an art museum, sees feces smeared on a canvas and wonders to yourself about the meaning and interpretation then you might like this.

If you enjoy extremely long shots of staring and walking while listening to the projector machine in the theater run in the silence, you might like this.

Second worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Please save yourself the 2.5 hours. If you're thinking "it can't be that bad, maybe this guy just doesn't like what I like", you're wrong.

Fmovies: This is one of the worst movies I have ever watched. The story makes absolutely no sense. Just because it is a fantasy, that doesn't give the movie a pass to be disjointed and thoroughly unbelievable Even the sound track had me covering my ears by the end of the move. The only positive - the cinematography was well executed.

I'm stunned at all the high praise. I'm a movie lover and when I read so many raving reviews, I went right out and watched this movie. I can say with no doubt in my mind, it was not what the trailers and reviews lead you to believe. I created an account to write this review. It is not exciting. There is no meaning behind anything. Every event is unexplained and tedious to watch. What was the point of any action taken by the mother, the hunter, and several others? It just is and no one cares. It is so loosely threaded and unbearably slow paced. I felt truly anxious for sitting through hours of mostly just the sound of walking or breathing. I kept waiting for something to happen. Something to explain motives. Something to tie it together because that's what stories do. This movie is not much of a story. It is riding in the back seat of your parents car on a long road trip to see a ditch. And the car has no radio and your parents don't like each other.

The Green Knight fmovies. I'll just go ahead and say it...I'm not smart enough to understand, enjoy or "get" this movie. It's not for your average schmo. It is way to esoteric and convoluted for someone that has a tiny brain, like me.

I'm sure intellectuals and hardcore movie critics will sit around the Algonquin Round Table and regale tales of how splendid and wonderful this movie is/was for years to come.

It'll probably win Best Picture at the Oscars.

I re-read the poem (in the Tolkien translation) in hopes of better following the story line. This was a grave mistake. There are some points of convergence, but they are few and far between, and contribute nothing towards making this hodgepodge of incidents and images in any way an intelligible and meaningful film. I should have begun my journey home long before Gawain began his.

I really tried to like this movie. I will say from the trailers and the reviews I thought this would be awesome. I'm good with slow burn movies. However this movie was boring, you follow it, understand it, can see what they're going for but realize it's just not a good movie.

Someone said this movie was too dark visually. Looked fine to me Someone said this movie didn't really make sense. Made sense to me Someone said the actor wasn't good. He did fine

The movie just isn't good. The plot really goes nowhere and it tries to come off as a deep look into the decay of our world and what green really means to the world.... Its so cringy it doesn't really make much of an impact.

The whole...waist achel scene is "wtf"