Foodfight! (2012)

When I first heard about this movie, I thought it sounded like an interesting concept. However, I've been constantly hearing time and again that people are dubbing it one of the worst animated films ever made. At first, I thought they were just being harsh critics by just saying, "Pfft! It sucks!" Though, out of curiosity, I decided to check it out for myself just to see how bad it really is, and...it was not at all what I was expecting! I can now see why people are dubbing it the worst of the worst! The animation is just pure nightmare fuel! Half the time, I have no idea what I'm even looking at! Not to mention the story is all over the place, and the characters are just so annoying and forgettable! Not to mention the food mascots hardly get any screen time whatsoever! (Heck, half of the mascots on the poster don't even appear in the movie at all!) It saddens me even more how many big name celebrities they got to work on this movie! There goes their reputation! Seriously, I thought this movie was just going to be a so-bad-it's-great guilty pleasure, but I was wrong! I was not expecting this movie to actually traumatize me! I should have listened to all those reviewers and just took their word for it! Curse my curiosity, and curse my gullibility! Thank God there isn't a sequel!

Fmovies: Foodfight! is a cynical, cheap, patronizing, lifeless, lazy, unfunny, tasteless, shoddy, disrespectful, offensive-to-anyone-with-a-brain piece of unmitigated garbage, sure, but it's much more than that.

Because it is meant to be entertainment aimed at children, and because its message amounts to nothing more than "BUY OUR BRANDS, OUR BRANDS LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE OUR BRANDS, EAT OUR FOOD, EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT..." Foodfight! is not just a bad movie.

Foodfight! is PURE EVIL.

So far, the movie has only made $73,000 on a (shocking) $65 million budget. I guess there is some justice in the world.

Ten years ago, when Threshold Entertainment's hard drives were stolen, writer/director/producer Lawrence Kasanoff called it an act of "industrial espionage." I salute the brave souls who actively hindered the production of this film. You fought for the brain cells of children everywhere. I think watching even fifteen minutes of this movie has made me stupider.

Don't just skip this movie. Burn it, then bury it in a desolate field somewhere. It deserves to die the worthless drop of despicable piddle it is.

Also, ƒ*¢% Larry Kasanoff.

Horrendous CGI, ludicrous plot, awful voice acting. This film was so torturous to sit through. It's about as interesting as watching puke being splattered all over the place. If I had every copy of this film, I would burn them all. Please don't watch it. It is not worth seeing let alone buying.

Foodfight! fmovies. Can you believe this movie had a budget of 65 million dollars? Just stay away from this film. I am not going a long 3 paragraph long rant because people have said more than enough, so avoid it like the plague.

Appalling, awful, tasteless and unfunny. CGI worse than a 1995 video game, combined with stunningly inappropriate and crass double-entendres make this an experience painful both to the eyes and the brain. Nazi- themed products take over a supermarket, complete with Eva Longoria's female Hitler character switching outfits between stripper schoolgirl and fetish Nazi. "One brand, one market" she shrieks to the minions gathered at a huge rally. Just vile.

I'm all for a bit of a bit of tasteless comedy, but it's got to be at least a little bit funny. And, please, not crass Nazism and innuendo in a movie aimed at 5 year olds. Oh, and even my kids thought it was lame. I hope the 'stars' got paid well - they should be doing pro-bono work for the next 5 years to make up for it.

Genuinely the worst movie I have seen in the last 10 years - avoid at all costs.

...it's even worse.

All evidence points to this animated film being contrived as a money-making scheme. "Hey, we can create a cheap CGI movie and make companies pay for the celeb voices in advance by inserting their brands in the film!"

The result is worse than crass, it's abominably bad. It's so bad that the film has been stuck in production limbo for a decade and it hasn't aged well. The CGI, the story and the one-liners (oh God, the one-liners...) all bear the mark of genuine and profound incompetence, a complete lack of even the most most rudimentary story-telling skills.

What passes for a narrative revolves around supermarket brands coming to life at night. Rex Dogtective (yeah, go ahead and try to laugh at that one), voiced by Charlie Sheen, mourns his lost love but must soon save his supermarket city from the evil, impersonal Brand X. With the help of ... ah, who cares?

Foodfight! will bore, offend and anger you at the same time, such is its unprecedented badness. Please don't watch it.