Blockers (2018)

This was an unfunny and pointless movie. The trailer basically shows everything you need to see. Very low brow sex and toilet based humor. I don't mind dirty jokes or tasteless comedy (like the first American Pie etc) but when there is nothing really to it from the story side and also no big laughs to be had I think the movie is pointless. Sad to say that is the case here. A really boring and terrible movie. If you go watch it make sure you are drunk or high since they seemed to be the only people in the theater who had a good time sitting through this.

Fmovies: After all the recent Oscar winners I have been watching, Blockers was a welcome break. I had expected it to be really cheesy and a bit vulgar (and it was!) but it had some surprises and made me laugh! I had a really good time.

The parents were a hoot, and in character, John Cena and Leslie Mann were both really funny. I think the dialogue between girls could have been a bit more realistic. It felt contrived. Like guys writing for girls and how they think...since the script was written by 2 guys, that makes sense.

A fun movie to watch, even though a bit unrealistic!

I cannot believe that this POS made to the theaters.

It has no absolutely no plot to speak of. Script seems as if it was written by a 6th grader just getting his first "woody" and was fantasizing.



Watching paint dry would have been more exciting

Blockers fmovies. Once again I paid money to see a movie that's just like the 30 before it. Don't waste your money

A comedy with a rather interesting title "There Will not Be Sex !!!" was released in our country at a time when most pupils finish school and prepare for graduation balls. Perhaps this was the right decision, and although the film has already collected a good cash register, it seems that it could have been more, it would have come out in May. But what has already been done can not be corrected, therefore we will look at what is already available. A very carbon monster turned out to be enough for me to watch this movie.

In fact, this is another story of the relationship between parents and their children, in this case daughters. Only this time, attention is focused on a very piquant topic - before the prom night, adult males are already deciding to end virginity and, at all costs, start their first sex in their lives. And it all started with the fact that one of them, going to a party, just forgot to close her laptop, and unsuspecting parents "accidentally" saw the correspondence of the heroines. And then it raced ... They begin to chase their daughters, so as not to let them carry out their plans. The catch is that it is difficult for any one of them to blame something, because each parent has his own problems. The first is excessively caring, the second is a single mother, the third is divorced. They do not yet fully realize that children have grown up, and are not ready to let them go free swimming. Daughters also do not have everything smoothly: they suffer from too much attention of parents, in addition, one of them understands that in the so-called "sex pact" she is purely formal, and so far she can not decide with whom she wants to build relationships.

Each actor turned out to be a special character, and they coped very well. Leslie Mann embodied the ideal single mother, John Sina - a sport-obsessed but very emotional person, Hayk Barinholtz - the most clockwork and one of the most soberly assessing the situation of the parents. Actresses who played maturing daughters, also performed well: they did not overplay and did not play bad.

For the most part, the jokes sounded and shown in the film were vulgar and even too vulgar, but periodically they were diluted with a rather witty humor. A very pleasant addition was the extremely funny scene after the beginning of the credits.

"There will not be sex !!!" - this is a classic American comedy of the category "18+", at the proper level raising the issue of growing up and sexual becoming a person. Will go to view.

I'll be honest, I knew about this movie months in advance, and the preview made it look terrible. Then, on top of this, whenever I watched tv, ads for this movie would run during the commercials, and they were insufferable. I thought this movie was going to be absolute garbage(because that's what the previews made it out to be) and was kind of annoyed when my friends picked this of all movies to see. The theatre was almost empty, even though it was only day 2 of it being out. I'm guessing everyone else saw the ads and decided not to see it.

Anyway, to my utmost surprise, the movie actually turned out to be quite decent. I laughed throughout the movie. And it actually did have somewhat of a plot, and it was original humour, as opposed to the cheap sex and weed jokes that I expected it to be from watching the previews.

It's a shame. I feel that because they ran so many terrible ads for this movie that a lot of people will never get to experience this movie.